This is now officially my favorite set of gifs
Don’t you hate it when you show up to a party looking fabulous, and the guy you dig’s mousy girlfriend is the only one who will talk to you? Awkward.
Last week I posted on facebook my penchant for giving little toys to boys I like.
For the record, when I first saw this scene from “Downton Abbey”, when Mary handed Matthew her little puppy toy before he returned to the War, I broke down and started crying- it was too much!
I hate this fucking song. Don’t let the catchy CSN-esque chorus fool you, this song has an awful message. “And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with.” Are you fucking serious? So- because for one reason or another you’re too chicken shit to make a move on the woman you really want to be with- you shack up with someone else, make her think you love her, until what, the one you originally wanted comes around and shows you some attention? So you dump the one girl, shack up with the one you really wanted, then after a while she dumps your ass and now there are three people with broken hearts. All because you’re a selfish coward and you couldn’t be honest with these ladies and yourself from the very beginning? Give me a fucking break.
I hate this fucking song.
The Boy: Ah shit *hiccup!* I’ve got the hiccups. Scare me.
Me: I’m pregnant. It’s yours. I’m keeping it.
Wouldn’t you know, it worked!
“It turns to glue.”
From The Onion’s Our Dumb World:”While some attempt to flee the nation on makeshift motorboats fashioned from an old washing machine, a hot-water heater, and four—”
Hold up, you had me at “makeshift motorboats.”
“from a false other already extant but fake i decide and i take back everything that comes out of her mouth i talk like her speak like her- even if later i have to redistribute the feelings and gestures i attribute to myself all all that’s hers- according to what criteria of approach- all the while knowing perfectly well that i could stop playing her- one among others my false twin sister dizygote her.”
it’s not wrong
“Ursury in particular was considered a ‘vice most odious and detestable,’ in the stark phrasing of the law, and fines could be severe, but John seems to have engaged in it at a seriously committed level.”
There’s only 1 line on page 35 in the book nearest me: The Beatles’ Records
I think this means no sex in 2013 for me.
From “The Happiness Project” by Gretchen Rubin:
I called the electrician; he came, he took the light off the wall, but he couldn’t fix it.
They always come too quickly, don’t they?
I’m beginning to think someone else stole my idea and got what they wanted.
Or worse, you stole my idea and went with another company.
Or maybe I’m wrong all together.